Dinner Lessons

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"What are you doing?" Flat, hostile.

Smirk.

"Do you really want me to say it out loud?"

Glare.

"Stop it, Xellos"

"Stop what?" Pure innocence.

"That!" A squawked hiss.

"This?" Questioning.

"Yes that! Now stop it!" Another hiss.

"What if I say no?"

Glare.

"Tsk, tsk, Zel-chan, let's not threaten death if you don't mean it."

Glare.

"Ok, maybe you do."

"S. T. O. P."

"I know how to spell."

"THEN USE IT!"

"No need to raise your voice, I can hear you quite well."

Gasp.

"Like now."

Glare.

"Really, you need to loosen up."

"Get your hands away from me and I will."

"Promise?"

"Hentai."

"Quite."

Hiss.

"Is it really that bad?"

"Shut up and stop."

"Mmmmm, don't think so."

Snarl.

"HEY!"

"Can't take what you give out, Xellos?" Smug.

Glare.

Smirk.

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"Lina?"

ChompGulp.

"Yeah?"

"What are Xellos and Zel talking about?"

ChewSwallow.

"Dunno, Gourry, but they seem to be enjoying themselves."

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