Part 2: The Mile High Club


The slayers and myself have arrived at the Tucson airport. After a long disturbing car trip. -_-...I don't want to think about it. Anyway....as our trip continues.....

Rezo: *Whack* ^_^

Xel: OW! STOP!

Rezo: *Whack* ^_^

Xel: OK I GET IT, I'M SORRY FOR KICKING YOUR SEAT!

Rezo: See....now was that so hard?

Xel: Yes....*Sniffle* Yes it was.... ;_;

Rezo: What a pus -

Elfy: ANYWAY! Everyone have their stuff...?

All: Yes.....

Rezo: I still can't find my hair gel!

Rezo's hair is no longer up in his usual cheese wedge looking hair. Instead it's down....falling somewhat like Xellos....(Rezo: Oh yay....)

Lina: it look's good Rezo.....Yah...that's it

Gourry: I dunno Lina, it kinda looks like....Xellos' hair....

Xel: No it dosn't......

Amelia: No comment.

Zel: Can we please go?

Elfy: They was almost how eager you were when we were in bed.

All: O.o....

Zel: *blush* ACK! Must everything I say lead to us in a sexual position!?

Elfy: Yes.....It's good for ratings.....

Zel: -_-

Rezo: Who knew my grandson would end up being such a horndog!

Zel: WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!

Lina: Like Grand father like son.....

Rezo: I am NOT a horndog.

Gourry: Wha?

Amelia: *Sweatdrop*

Elfy: Let's move peep's.

Suddenly a familiar voice trail's over the passenger's ear's. Sending shudder's up their spine's.

Guest: WA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

ALL: *Sweatdrop* -_-;;;

~* THIS IS FOR MY PAL NAGA!*~

Naga: How dare you! trying to leave behind the beautiful NAGA!?

Elfy: Naga...baby!....I've been trying to call!

Naga: Oh really?

Elfy: *Sweatdrop* Ummm...of course! You know I would never leave the bondage queen of darkness out of my fanfic!

Naga: Of course!

Elfy: ^_^;;

Naga: I came prepared! So I'll be traveling with!

All: *Hold's up mini American flag and waves it* Yay. -_-

With their new companion, The group travel through the airport coming to the metal detector.

Officer:Please place your bag to the left and place your object's such as key's...bracelet's....explosion devices.....Highly operative gun's In this bowl.

Gourry: *Steps through the metal detector*

*BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!!!!!*

Gourry: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Officer: AHHHHH! CALM DOWN!

Elfy: -_-;;;;

Officer: Excuse me sir, do you have any thing metal on you?

Gourry: Um...I don't think so....

Lina: *Pointing to Gourry's sword* Um...Gourry.....

Gourry: Oh, does this count?

Officer: *Sweatdrop* YES!

Elfy: One down......

Several minutes later after Lina,Amelia,Xellos,Gourry, pass.

Officer: JUST PUT IT DOWN FOR A SECOND!

Rezo: NO!!!

Officer: JUMP ON HIM!

Rezo: *Cuddling his metal staff* YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

Elfy: REZO JUST LET HIM SEE IT FOR A SEC!

Rezo: NO IT'S MINE!

Elfy: ARRRRRGH! *Lift's suitcase over head and bashes Rezo until he's unconscious, Pick's up staff and passes to the officer* There ya go, tubby.

Officer: Thank's *Sweatdrop*

All: *Pick's up unconscious rezo and carry him through detector*

Officer: Now you ma'am.....

Naga: *Passes through*

*BEEP*

Naga: Ooop's *Hand's officer Hand cuff's*

Lina: Kinky....

~* I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF!*~

Naga: *Passes*

*BEEP*

Naga: Ooop's *Hand's officer whip's*

Lina: Very....

Naga: *Passes*

*BEEP*

Naga: Oop's *Hand's officer Bondage gag's*

Officer: *Sweatdrop*

Zel: I so do not want to know.....

Naga: *Finally passes*

Officer: Now you rocky......

Zel: *Passes*

*Beep*

Officer: *Pat's Zel down*

Zel: -_-

Elfy: Hey! remember when we used to play that Zel!

All: O.o....

Zel: O.O.... *Blush*

Officer: Do you have a piercing...or something....?

Amelia: Yah, like Zel would get a piercing....

Elfy: Well, Amelia.....

Zel: -_-''''

Officer: Below the belt?

Zel: *Nod*

All but Elfy: O.O!!!!

Naga: And I thought I was kinky!

Elfy: I knew about it.....

Zel: *Sigh*

Finally after that ordeal the Slayer's and myself reach our dock.

Elfy: Here we are guy's!

Airplane attendant: Ticket's please.

Elfy: Here ya are. *passes ticket's*

Attendant: Enjoy your flight.

Gourry: What's a plane?

Lina: Yah...?

Elfy: That *Point's to window*

Xel: I'M NOT GOING!

Elfy: Oh yes you are.

Naga: WA HA HA HA, How amusing!

Zel: I get window seat.

Rezo: *Unconcious*

Elfy: Let's go!

The group pack them selves in the plane. I'm sitting net to Zel, and Xel. Lina is next to Rezo and Amelia, and Gourry is next to Naga.

Lina: *Nudges Rezo* Hey blind boy....wake up...your drooling on my shoulder!

Rezo: *Snort* Mmm...I wanna ride the pony!

Amelia: *Lift's eyebrow* *Looks at camera* And they say I'm weird.....

Xel: When do we get peanut's?

Elfy: When the flight st -

Gourry: What PEANUT'S!?

Baby cries in seat behind Gourry, as he wakes the baby with his comment of peanut's.

Baby: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

Elfy: *Turn's around to see gourry to seat's behind* SHUT UP!

Naga: WA HA HA HA HA...Be silent child! *Stick's a giant panda sucker in the babies mouth*

Baby: ........

Lina: Who knew Naga was so good with kid's... O.o....

Amelia: ..Yah....

Attendant: Ladies and gentleman We will be taking off any moment.

Zel: Taking off? This thing moves?

Xel: What Zel, afraid of flying?

Zel: No...

Xel: Suuuure

Zel: Shut up.....

Elfy: Zel was alway's rough in bed to Xel, don't worry.....

Xel: Oooo kinky....

Zel: O.O

Rezo: *Drooling against lins'a shoulder still unconcious*

Zel: DANIELLE!

Elfy: Yes...that's what he would usually moan.....

Zel: *BLUSH* O.O

Gourry: This is getting good......

Elfy: I would have to say, He was ALWAY'S best at doing oral thing's....

Zel: *Faint*

Elfy: And that's what he did at the end....

Xel: What...faint?

Elfy: I guess it was just to much for him.....

Naga: Well made of stone the guy is always Har -

Amelia: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THIS!

Naga: Prude....

Amelia: Skank....

Naga: Prissy....

Amelia: Wench...

Everyone turn's around hoping to see the princess and bondage queen box it out.

Elfy: Ok Ok, This isn't Springer....yet....

Suddenly the plane starts shaking as both Zel and Rezo come to, The slayers clutch the chairs as they start freaking.

Lina: WHAT'S GOING ON!?

Gourry: I'M SCARED! *Grab's on to naga's life perserver's*

Naga: WA HA HA HA HA!

Amelia: I wanna go home!!!

Rezo: *Drooling....* WHA..!?

Zel: Oh this is fun...-_-

Xel: I don't feel so good.

Elfy: calm down guy's it's just the plane taking off, any second we're gonna be flying through the air.

Xel: *Hic*

Elfy: Xel...?

Xel: I...*Hic* I'm...not gonna....

Zel: HA HA...now who's afraid of flying!? *Slap's Xel on the back*

Elfy: ZEL NO!

Xel: O.O *HIC....* BBBLLLAAAAAAHHHH.... *Barf's*

All: EW

Zel: .......This suck's....

Elfy: That reminds me....

Zel: Danielle....Don't.....

Elfy: *SMIRK*

Amelia: Well we finally found a mazoku's weakness.....

Rezo: Unfortunately.....We get the bad half of it.....

Lina: I'd say.

Gourry: Look...Xelloss had pizza for breakfast!

Naga: *Whack*

Lina&Amelia: EW!

Xel: uuhhh.h.....

Zel: HERE IT COME'S AGAIN!

Elfy: Here hand this to him!

Zel: *Hand's Xel a barfy bag with a smiley face on it*

Xel: *grab's bag* BBBBLLLLAAAAH!

All: Ew....

Elfy: *Sigh* I can't wait till dinner time......


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