SS(Shimerslayer..me..): Hello everyone!! Thank you for watching tonight's Slayer Interview! And here, I have Lina Inverse, the chest-less dragon spooker..
Lina: (smirks at SS) Hey.. mind your mouth!
SS: (Ignoring Lina) Zel, the chimera..
Zel: (Smiling) See..I am cute.
SS: Xelloss, the trickster priest..
Xel: Hello everyone. Care for some fruit cake?
SS: Amelia, the princess of some justice place..
Amelia: Hey! I heard that!!
SS: Duh, of course u did. Firia, the golden dragon..
Firia: ( smiles)
SS: Valgrav, the ancient dragon, but I prefer to call him Val..
Val: Suit yourself.
SS: And of course, Gourry, our stupid swordman..hey. where did he go?
Lina: Gourry!! Wake up!
Gourry: Huh? What? Oh yeah.. there was pudding, roast chicken....
BANG
Gourry: That hurts Lina.
SS: Ok, let us begin!! Lina, there was a question I was always wondering, who do u like?
Lina: Well... gee.. can't tell anyone.
SS: please??..(whisper) I will give u 1000 gold pieces!!
Lina: $o$ YOU GOT A DEAL!! I like...
Xel: Ah Lina-chan don't tell everyone about us.. it is a secret u know..
Zel: (hits Xel REALLY hard) You damm mazoku.. thinking that Lina is yours? Ha.. guess again.. WE were together . You are just making the story up!!
Xel: Oh really?? @_-
Zel: Really!! -_@
Firia: I agree with Zel. HE has the right to have Lina.. at least he is not so BAD and STINKY as the raw garbage sitting next to me!!
Val: Er.. Firia? I am sitting next to you..
Firia: yeah yeah.. whatever..
SS: So... Lina?
Gourry: What are you guys talking about?
Amelia: Something about umm.. you won't understand.. go back to sleep.
Gourry: ZZZZZZzzzzzz
Lina: Well.. it is just that I didn't really like anyone....
SS: How about he time when you and Gourry kissed?
Lina: That was the Lord of nightmares..
SS+everyone( except Lina and Gourry): Oh.
SS: I guess that is a good answer.. next question.. Amelia.. do you really care about justice??
Amelia: OF COURSE!!
SS: ok..^-^** next question.. Xel..?
Xel: Yes?
SS: I really want some of that fruit cake(smile)...
Xel: Sure!! Dig in!!
SS: Thanx!! Oh yeah.. Xel? Take over for me for the time being!!
Xel: Ok SS... lets talk about me..
Val: Shut up!
Zel: Yeah
Firia: He is right!
Amelia: Look guys? Lets get serious..
Gorrry: what? I am awake.. lets find a way to make Lina chest bigger.
Xel: For once Gourry, u are smart!!
BANG BANG
Xel+Gourry: Ouch....
Lina: Hmmp!!
SS: Hi!! Iam back!! Hey, what are u two doing lying on the floor?
Xel: Oh.. nothing!! We were just umm.. just.. sunbathing!! Yeah.. sunbathing!!
Gourry: But how can we sun bath without the sun?
Zel: Ursai!!
Xel+Gourry: Ok..
SS: Now that is done, lets continue!
Val: (whisper) as if we could...
SS:WHAT did U say Val DEAR???
Val: (stammers) umm... nothing?
Xel: Correct!
Everyone except Xel: Shut up!!
Part 2 | Fanfiction