Different spellings are due to two different writers; Metallium (Mike) and Lina G (Lina Graywards) This fic may be really dull, but We hope you at least enjoy at a tiny little bit. We worked hard to bore you...LOL ^_^ have fun Minna samas!!!
Lina G: Well, its that time of the year again...
Metallium: You're having your period?
Lina G: No, you idiot. It's easter.
Metallium: Oh, right...easter
Lina G: We should do something special for easter.
Metallium: Like what?
Lina G: Oh, I don't know. Decorate the page with little chibi Linas in bunny suits.
Metallium: And chibi Sylpheels
Lina G: How could I forget?
Metallium: I wonder if SOFTX ever released season specials of the slayers.
Lina G: Not that I know of, only special images and what not.
Metallium: Well I know what I want to do.
Lina G: Oh? And whats that?
Metallium: Feed David Moo to the rabid bunnies.
Lina G: ...
Metallium: laughs*
Lina G: As interesting as that sounds, I was hoping for something more in the interest of our readers
Metallium: that IS in the interest of our readers, Lina
Lina G: No kidding. But I was hoping for something more...festive.
Metallium: Yeah, okay *snaps his fingers*
Lina G: What are you doing?
Metallium: You'll see. *Sylpheel pops up*
Lina G: Uh, what is SHE doing here?
Metallium: grins*
Lina G: Don't you dare, Mike.
Metallium: innocently* What?
Lina G: shrugs* Just forget it, you sicko
Sylphiel: Whats going on? Wheres Gourry-sama? Where am I?
Lina G: Okay, just calm down Sylphiel. You're here because mister happy brought you here and Gourry will more than likely be along sooner or later. Just stay calm okay?
Sylphiel: nods* But...one other thing...
Lina G: sweatdrops* yes?
Sylphiel: Why am I dressed in this showbunny suit???
Lina G: Well...uh...you see.......
Metallium: Oh, but you look so cute in it, Sylpheel chan!
Lina G: That she does. Look, lets just stick to the script, okay?
Metallium: What script?
Lina G: ... er...the one I just made up
Metallium: You are so weird.
Lina G: Look whos talking, Mister "I drink Javex with my crackers"
Metallium: Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Lina G: I think I'll pass, thank-you very much. *snaps fingers*
Metallium: Now what?
Lina G: Zelgadiss
Zelgadiss: appearing* What the @#$%?!?
Lina G: Okay, I was not expecting that.
Zelgadiss: Not you again.
Lina G: Hmm?
Zelgadiss: Not you.
Metallium: Me?
Zelgadiss: Yes you, you fruitcake.
Metallium: Er...okay...
Lina G: That isn't Xelloss, Zel-sama
Zelgadiss: It's not?
Lina G: It's his brother. But he's still a fruitcake *avoids Metallium's glares*
Metallium: *snaps fingers* This will make things more interesting...
Lina G: Oh no...
Zelgadiss: Not...
Amelia: What in the name of Justice?!?!
Lina G: ...her
Amelia: glomps Zelgadiss* Oh Mister Zelgadiss! I've come to save you!
Zelgadiss: I doubt that.
Amelia: Hi Miss Sylphiel! *waves*
Sylphiel: Hi Miss Amelia *waves back* Have you seen my Dear Gourry?
Metallium: Ahem *begins coughing loudly*
Lina G: beats him on the back*
Metallium: Ow...
Lina G: *grins and snaps her fingers* Here Sylphiel-san
Gourry: appears* Huh?
Sylphiel: Gourry dear!!!
Gourry: Sylphiel? Why are you dressed like that?
Sylphiel: Um...well...I..
Amelia: Look, Mister Gourry! I've got one too!!!
Zelgadiss: Good for you, Amelia
Amelia: Don't you like it?
Zelgadiss: Not really.
Amelia: *cries* You're mean!!
Lina G: Oh brother...break it up you two.
Metallium: *snaps fingers and Lina appears*
Lina: ack!! what the...?
Lina G: Hi Miss Lina
Gourry: Lina!
Amelia: Miss Lina!
Sylphiel: Miss Lina! You're here!
Lina: Whats going on?
Lina G: Mike and I are writing an easter fic and You get to be part of the horror
Lina: Oh joy...
Metallium: Aren't you lucky?
Lina: Get away from me, you masochistic mazoku
Lina G: writes on a score board* Xelloss: II, Mike: O
Lina: Whats that?
Lina G: Oh nothing
Metallium: Are we missing any one?
Lina G: Filia
Metallium: Oh not her...
Lina G: oh yes her *snaps fingers*
Filia: appears* What? Miss Lina? Whats going on?
Lina: Er...
Filia: whacks Metallium with her mace* you..you...NAMAGOMI!!!
Metallium: I didn't DO anything!!!!
Filia: continues to beat him*
Lina G: should I tell her?
Lina: tell her what?
Lina G: It's not Xelloss, Filia-san
Filia: pauses* It's not?
Lina G: shakes head* It's his brother.
Filia: So sorry ^^;;
Metallium: Ow... Lina, I'm bleeding to death down here.
Lina G: So what? Don't you find that kinky?
Metallium: Not when I'm dying!!
Lina G: So what do you want me to do about it?
Metallium: ...
Lina G: You are such an idiot, Mike.
Lina: Um, sorry to interupt your little conversation, but what the hell is going on??
Lina G: er...well, Metallium and I are attempting to write an easter fic, but its not doing so hot.
Metallium: You're telling me.
Naga: Maybe the great Naga can help! Ohohohohohohohohohoho!!!!!!!!!!!
Lina G: I seriously doubt it, Naga...
Naga: Never under estimate my power, child
Lina G: watch your mouth.
Naga: With my great-all-mighty-awesome-supreme-god-like-powers, I shall sumon Charlie Brown, the guru of Easter!!!
Metallium: Oh dear God.
Minna Slayers: *huddle in the corner together, covering their ears*
Xelloss: *appearing suddenly* Oh my my, what have we here?
Lina: Xelloss!
Filia: *raises mace and flattens him like a bug*
Xelloss: ...That wasn't.....exactly the....welcome I was.....expecting....*twitches*
Naga: *Clears her throat and glares at Xelloss* As I was saying....CHARLIE BROWN! COME FORTH!!!!!!! *She becomes surrounded in a cloud of red smoke*
Charlie Brown: appears in a puff of smoke, coughing* Whats going on?
Naga: The Great Naga the Serpent has summoned you here to teach these weaklings about easter!!!
Charlie Brown: Could you put some clothes on first? I AM from a childrens show, after all.
Naga: I AM wearing clothes, fool!!
Charlie Brown: *covers his eyes* Well, Easter is about when the messiah died for our sins and he rose from the dead to save all humanity, over the period of three days, good friday, which was when he was crucified, and easter sunday, when he rose again.
Naga: Idiot!! Thats not what easter is!
Gourry: I thought easter was about chocolate and eggs and bunnies
Sylphiel: And these kawaii bunny suits like what I'm wearing *flashes a seductive smile at Gourry*
Charlie Brown: No, Easter is about the saving of humanity.
Xelloss: How dull...
Naga: You fool! You're no guru of easter! *snaps her fingers and he vanishes*
Lina: Well that was exciting.
Lina G: I think you were to hard on the kid, Miss Naga
Naga: Well who's going to believe that Easter is really about some guy dying and coming back to life to save a bunch of stipid mortals??
Metallium: Well, Wendy would
Lina G: What'd you say about my momma?
Metallium: shuts up*
Lina G: So anyways, Little Charlie Brown sama is right, Easter is a day when about 2000 years ago, The son of God came down to earth and died for the sins of humanity and he was crucified and rose three days later.
Lina: So L-sama just sent down her kid to die for humans??
Metallium: Ever meet this guy, Lina G?
Lina G: No, I was in Athens at the time, hacking at the Romans' throats.
Metallium: Ah...
All:...
Lina: Okay, I'm bored
Gourry: I'm hungry.
Amelia: Send us back!
Xelloss: Hey Lina-chan, wanna play "Twister"?
Lina: punches him*
Metallium: I wanna try some of that summoning stuff.
Lina G: Don't you dare. Just don't
Metallium: rubs his chin thoughtfully* Hmmm.....
Lina G: Act on that thought and I'll turn you into a nucleoplasm and fry you in the gene splicer and then feed you to my pet amoeba, “Spike”
Metallium: Sounds kinky
Lina G: grabs him in a headlock*
Metallium: Mercy! Mercy!!
Lina G: Die, Scum!!
Metallium: struggling* I summon Hellmaster Phibrizo!!! Come forth Mei Ou!!!
Lina G: You can't, he's dead, stupid.
Metallium: Oh yeah?
Phibrizo: What the @#$%? Where the @#$% am I?
Metallium: grins* Now what to do have to say to that, Lina Graywards?
Lina G: stares at Fabby thoughtfully for a moment* ....
Metallium: smirks*
Lina G: eyes go wide* KAWAIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps Fabrizo*
Metallium: O_o
Phibrizo: Ack!!
Lina G: snuggles Fabby* You are so cute!!!
Metallium: Lina, quit that before he steals your soul and you become stuck in hell forever.
Lina G: I don't mind, as long as I have the kawaii Fabby around all the time *hugs him*
Phibrizo: drools at the mention of souls*
Zelgadiss: Don't mention souls around the little bastard
Phibrizo: Don't call me a bastard, stone boy.
Zelgadis: Or you'll do what? You're deceased, therefor no longer the hellmaster, therefor powerless.
Phibrizo: ...*grabs a stick and hits Zel on the head with it*
Zel: Grr....why you little...*chases after Phibrizo*
Fabrizo: Eeek!!! *hides behind Lina G*
Lina G: gives Zel a stern look*
Zel: droops ears and shrinks away*
Lina G: I think I'll give this summoning thing a crack myself. *mutters something and Gaav, Valgarv and Zellas appear*
Lina: Oh great...of all the characters you could have picked, you had to pic the evil mazoku, two of them we already defeated!!
Lina G: Well, you didn't actually defeated them, Miss Lina. Val is still alive, as a child, and Gaav was killed by fabby, remember?
Lina G: yeah, well, they STILL shouldn't BE HERE!!!
Lina G: sweatdrops* Calm down..
Val: Oh Gaav sama!! Oh Gaav sama!! You're Alive!
Gaav: Quiet, you....
Val: O Gaav sama, there is a spot on your shoe. Shall I lick it off for you?
Gaav: hungry smile* Yes, do so
Val: licks Gaavs boot, not stopping even when the spot is gone*
Lina : Ew, that is so disgusting.
Lina G: punts Val* Quit being Yaoi, Val! We have a fic to write!
Metallium: More like mindless insanity that no one is going to read.
Lina G: You're quite right, for once
Metallium: beams*
A long silence passes...
Lina G: Okay, you know what? I think we should stop right here because this is getting really stupid and we're running out of time.
Metallium: Aww...but this is fun.
Lina G: But this fic is stupid! It has no plot! No ones going to read it!
Metallium: Make all your friends read it
Lina G: If I do that I won't have anyfriends by the next day. So lets just call it quits okay?
Metallium: grumbles* Alright.
All: cheer*
Lina G: Don't think I'm letting you go without easter bags!!! *suddenly reveals several easter bags filled with candy*
All: eyes go wide* Waiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!
Lina G: hands them all out, giving an extra big bag to Fabrizo*
Fabrizo: Er...what is this stuff?
Lina G: It's candy...All kids love candy.
Fabrizo: I've never had candy before.
Lina G: You'll like it.
Fabrizo: eats a candy* Aughh!!! It's sweet!!! It emotes postive emotions!! It...it...it's rotting away at my teeth...
Lina G: Then you like it?
Fabrizo: You bet!!! ^_^
Metallium: Hey Lina, don't I get one?
Lina G: throws a bag of candy at him, hitting him in the head*
Metallium: Ow...thanks..I think...
Lina G: Well, If you've reached this line, congratulations! You've actually read our easter fic and stuck with us!! Doomo Arigato! For that we have a prize!!! *hands the reader a bag of candy* Don't forget to sign our guestbook and stuffies!!!
Metallium: Baii!!!
Lina G: waves* Baiii!!!!!!!
All: Bai bai!!!
Gaav: Die die!!!
Lina G: You're going to, you red hair, bushy brow'd little..
-curtain closes-
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