Zel: Oh no not this again
Amelia: What again?
Lina: He means another between chapter special
Gourry: The last on wasn't so bad. I'm you got a nice vacation , right Lina.
Nicole: And Zel and Amelia had nice evenings out on the town. Hey guys (waves)
All: Hi !
Zel: so why are we doing another 'special'
Nicole: Well, I'm running a little behind with chapter 10, because of my schoolwork and such and I wanted everyone to have something to enjoy while they wait.
Amelia: That's very thoughtful of you Nicole. And besides it would be unjust for you to neglect your studies.
Nicole: especially since I graduate in a few months.
Gourry: So what do we get this time, more trips and dates?
Lina: Please say its another trip.
Zel & Amelia : No more dates !!!
Nicole: what? You didn't like going out with Filia and Xellos?
Filia & Xellos: Yeah, you didn't like going out with us!
Zel: No, its not like that we just ...
Nicole: They just want to be friends and not mislead you, right?
Zel & Amelia: Yeah, that's it.
Filia: Well that's okay I suppose.
Nicole: So Xellos, was it everything you hoped for?
Xellos: I'm not talking to you humph
Amelia: What's the matter?
Nicole: Oh I still have his diary. (Pulls out book and waves it)
Lina: Let's read some of those secrets of his.
Nicole: Now Lina, that's naughty
Gourry: Hey Xellos, you really like Amelia?
Xellos: That's a secret.
All: Oh brother.
Xellos: anyway, Nicole when are you going to start giving away trips and dates.
Nicole: You think the special's already started?
All: Hasn't it?
Nicole: Nope (smiles wickedly)
Gourry: (whispers) I don't like the look on her face
Lina: Me either
Nicole: Oh you guys lighten up here have a seat
* suddenly seats a movie screen appear and popcorn and enjoy the show hands everyone a bag*
Gourry: Can I have extra butter?
Nicole: here (hands the butter), now watch.
Opening theme music
Hello and welcome to the Slayers In Dreamland 2 Special: What if? I'm your host Miroku from the highly acclaimed Manga Inu Yasha. In our special tonight we'll explore the question what if a slayers character found him or herself in another anime series.
All: What?
Nicole: Shhh, just watch.
Miroku: Now first up is Gourry, everyone's favorite swordsman
Gourry: Hi!
Miroku: Now what if Gourry took Gatto's place in Sorcerer Hunters?
*Gourry disappears then reappears on screen.*
Gourry: Hey where am I?
Chocolate: Gatto, don't you remember you were supposed to be tracking down carrot.
Marron: He's probably off chasing girls again.
Tira: Chocolate calm down
Chcolate: When I get my hand son Carrot I'll teach him no to chase any girls aside from me (growls)
Gourry: Get me out of here !!!
Miroku: We'll catch up with him a little later.
Lina: What did you do to Gourry?
Nicole: He'll be back later just watch.
Miroku: Next up is the lovely, the beautiful , Lina Inverse. What if Line Inverse were in Cutey Honey?
*Lina suddenly appears on screen.*
Lina: Hey let me out of here! *thugs begin to close in on her* Fireball!!!
*Nothing happens*
Lina: My powers are gone.
Nicole: Just say Honey Flash (munches more popcorn)
Lina: HONEY FLASH !
*suddenly her clothes tear off and she's transfromed into a tall, large breasted woman with short red hair, welding a sword.*
Lina: Oh My Goodness, this is really cool. Okay you guys prepare yourself (runs off to kick bad guy butt)
Miroku: It looks like someone's enjoying her crossover adventure. Next up the beautiful justice loving Amelia.
Amelia: Nicole, what anime did you have me placed in?
Nicle: Actually its my Favorite Manag enjoy.
*Amelia appears on screen in a black unitard and a long beige duster.*
Miroku: Presenting to you live and direct (sort of ) Battle Angel Amelia !! A cute little Cyborg with fists of steal ( literally), bringing justice to those who live in the scrapyard.
Amelia: Exactly how do I bring them justice?
Nicole: By using this cool martial arts technique called Panzer Kunst and no talking to the audience.
*A band of evil Cyborgs appear suddenly and attack.*
Amelia: Well, I guess I'll see how this Panzer stuff works. (Begins fighting bad guys)
Miroku: And we can't forget Zelgadis what anime do you think he would be best suited to , Hmmm?
Filia: I know Rurouni Kenshin !!! He's going to be Sano right?
Xellos: Not likely, he's not tall enough
Nicole: Zelgadis would be a cute Sano, just think Zelgadis you could wear white, and show some skin and ...
Zelgadis : (blushing) could you not talk like that !!!
Miroku: Anyway Zelgadis gets to go to the land of Zetsuai 1989 !!! What if Zelgadis played the role of Nano Koji let's find out.
Zelgadis : Wait I know that movie, I'm not shounenai material
*Zelgadis appears on screen in front of a stadium full of people, anxiously waiting*
Filia: I thought you weren't going to go Yaoi on them?
Nicole: Don't worry, I worked it so he only has to do the on stage stuff.
Filia: Oh!
Miroku: Can we get back to the show please.
Filia: Sorry!
Miroku: That's alright Filia-chan, Now then Xellos, What if you took a trip to the world of Suzaku as Chichiri?
*Xellos appears on screen in Chichiri's clothes*
Xellos: This looks interesting, no da. When do I get to have some fun Na no da?
Filia: Why is he talking like that?
Nicole: Chichiri always ends his sentences with "No Da" It's his trademark.
Filia: Like Xellos's That's a Secret?
Nicole: Exactly.
Miroku: Now then last but not least Filia, dear Filia what if you played Sailor Venus in Pretty Solider Sailor Moon?
*Filia appears on screen with the other Sailor Scouts ( you know the drill)*
Sailor Moon: It's those negaverse geeks "Moon prism Power"
Filia: What do I say?
Nicole: Venus something power (I don't know I couldn't find it in my manga, sorry Sailor fans)
*Filia transforms and studies her new outfit.*
Filia: Wow, this is a nice outfit, (goes off to fight the negaverse)
Miroku: Well, everyone that's it our Slayers are off having adventures in different anime and manga. They'll be back in time for chapter 10. In the meantime thanks for coming. (waves)
End Theme Music
Miroku: Pssst, Are we done yet?
Nicole: Yes, that's what the closing credits are for.
Chichiri: I want to go back to my show, no da.
Nicole: Just sit tight and enjoy the break, Xellos is probably having fun messing with Nakago.
Chichiri: And If I don't want to stay, no da?
Nicole: Then I'll just have to write a new crossover with you and Xellos, YAOI STYLE BABY! (Gives victory sign)
Chichiri: Okay, I sit quietly and enjoy, see I'm sitting, JUST DON'T WRITE ME A YAOI NO DA!!!!
Nicole: I won't just relax.
Miroku: Now that you've calmed down the cast I was wondering If I could ask you something ... ( If your and Inu Yasha fan yu probably know what he's going to ask so we won't go there)