Wildest Dreams


I have an idea: What are Gourry's wildest dreams? What would he dream about when he's not having a nightmare against a blob that could be mistaken for Lina. I'm picturing the dream now...everything Gourry's wanted, and Lina's no where in site. A huge party going on, lots of good food, wine and fun. Then Lina came...

"Oh no! It's the blob! RUN!"

"Gourry, go and get rid of it."

Gourry:...::looks at the angry blob/Lina:: Do I have to? I mean she looks so scary and disgusting...and now she looks angrier.

::pushing him:: "Go on and slay it,...oh brave hero..."

Gourry: Ahh, man...Why me?

::goes to fight it with high hopes and courage...the blob is winning::

Gourry: Oh, dear lord! ::cries:: And this was such a nice dream to...

"Hey, Gourry, I don't think you can beat this blob using normal methods!"

Gourry: ::is getting clobbered:: What was your first guess?

"You have to weaken your enemy first!"

Gourry: What do you think I'm trying to do?!

"Here...do it this way." ::gets close enough to whisper in Gourry's ear while he's in a deathgrip::

Gourry:...::blue face::...really?

::nods::

Gourry: ::stares right in the ugly groteque face of the blob/Lina::...Gee...you look nice today...

::blob/Lina pauses::

Gourry: I mean, you have really pretty...::looks at the blob/Lina's body::...eyes.

::blob/Lina is not moving::

::Gourry loosens his arms::

"Finish the blob off!"

Gourry:...::shivers::...I really like~

"Wuss! C'mon say it!"

"That's right; don't be a pussy, Gourry!"

Gourry:...::sweatdrop:: I...reeeeeaaalllllly love you...eeggghhh smooch.

Blob/Lina:!!!!!!...........::starts to dissolve away::

::cheers from the crowds:: "Hooray!"

Gourry: Oh gross! ::wiping gunck off him:: Why me?!...Huh? ::sees something in the slime puddle and goes to look. It's human/Lina!::

Lina: ::outcold:: X_X

Gourry: Oh, I guess it is a good dream after all. ::picks Lina up and carries her over to the celebration::


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