S. Angel: I already know Zel and Lina will want to kill me after this. Now, you on the mailing list know about this very, very strange lemon. I'm just reinforcing the fact that if you're under 18, or whatever the legal age is in your state, or that you don't like reading lemons, leave now. Leave while you're still sane.
Xellos: Now why would they want to do that? If they've already read your other stuff, they're not sane. WHAM
S. Angel: Putting away a mace Shut up, Xellos. Now, I remember that the original fic was on a blue disk somewhere, but I can't find it! So this is a rewrite of the original. I hope it's as good. And ignore Xellos. He has it in for me because he read the original, and he knows that even though I say there's some yaoi, he ain't gettin' any action.
Xellos: sulks Why don't I ever get any action in your fics, Jess-chan?
S. Angel: What. Did. You. Call. Me?
Xellos: Nothing. Disappears into the fic.
S. Angel: I've got to write a fic where Xellos gets every opportunity to get laid, and he can't even get it up. Starts chuckling. That would be fun... Oh, well. On to the fic!
Dream Within Dream Beyond Dream
By Silver Angel
(Xellos: Convoluted title.
S. Angel: GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!)
The soft stroking on his cheek brought Zelgadis Greywers to the world of the waking. He cracked open an eye, and caught a glimpse of fire red hair. That meant only one thing...
"Lina, what are you doing here?"
Lina Inverse, better known as the Bandit Killer, the Dra Matta, and Enemy to All Who Live, smiled seductively at him. The moonlight that filtered into the room illuminated her in a very special way. "What does it look like, Zel?" she asked in a velvet voice, still stroking his cheek. "I believe it's time to stop pretending, and start doing."
The chimera sat up, and brushed away her hand, blushing a deep red. The look in her eyes wasn't helping his state of mind anymore than her words were. "What brought this on?" he asked, barely avoiding stuttering.
"What?" she pouted, slipping down the near-translucent robe that he just noticed a little lower than he could see, and not almost get a nosebleed. "You don't like what you see?"
Zel looked away quickly. "I-it isn't that. I-I just don't think we s-should, um, you know..."
"Shouldn't we?" She crawled onto the bed, right on top of him. "I know you've thought about it," she purred, her hair falling sexily into her eyes. "And I've thought about it. I know you want me. So take me."
"L-lina! Get off!" Zel said, pushing her off.
The sorceress sat there at the side of his bed, then stood up Two arms wrapped around her, and she leaned back. "Oh, Xellos," she purred. "Zel doesn't want to play..."
The chimera was about to say something there, then froze. Something was swirling around his skin... It was almost like... like...
Xellos kissed Lina on the cheek, then whispered something into her ear. Zel couldn't hear it, and when Lina laughed, he was more than a little worried. The Mazoku let go of Lina, and walked over to him. "Yare, yare, Zel-kun. You should know better than do taunt Lina-chan like that..." He held out his hand to the chimera. "Of course, you shouldn't taunt me either..."
Despite all his willpower, and all his fighting, Zelgadis took the Mazoku's hand. Oh, gods, he took it. Xellos pulled him to his feet, and looked over the chimera. "Yes, she made a good selection here..." He ran slender fingers over the stone lips, a different smile than usual playing on his own lips. Then, Xellos replaced the fingers with lips, and gently started kissing him.
In a deep corner of his mind, Zelgadis was sick, almost throwing up. But that was overridden by the pure pleasure riding through his body as the other man's hands pulled off his clothing, wandering lazily over his stone body. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Lina standing there, licking her lips in a very disturbing manner.
Xellos removed the chimera's pants, and stroked his thighs, ignoring the part of him that screamed for attention. Suddenly, he encircled his throbbing rod. The Mazoku pulled back, smiling. "Alright, Lina-chan. It's your turn."
She smiled seductively, and slipped off her robe, leaving her bare to the world. "Thank you, Xellos," she purred, taking his place in front of the chimera. Lina pinged a fingernail off of the rocks in Zel's chest, and watched as he tried to shudder in pleasure. Starting with his ear, she kissed him from top to bottom, paying extra attention to the special parts of his anatomy. Then, she pushed him down to his bed, the smile on her face now a wicked one. The redhead then climbed on top of him, passionately dropping kisses on his chest. Hands reached around her, and caressed her small, but well formed breasts. "No, Xellos," she breathed, moving upward on Zel's body. "You come later..." Xellos chuckled, and let go.
Zel moaned, then realized he could move. Before she could realize what he was thinking, he wrapped his arms around her and flipped them over so that he was on top. The chimera now shared her smile, and entered her with such force that she screamed. He pumped in and out of her viciously, making her almost scream with each thrust.
Lina raked her nails down his back, moaning in pleasure. Her breaths were coming faster, faster, as her pleasure built. Suddenly, her body went stiff and she screamed as her body reached her climax. Zel was nearing his own when an odd pleasure/pain seared through his body. It soon went to pure pain. He rolled off the still panting girl, and reached behind him. That... that was...
Lina, having now caught her breath, smiled evilly. "Yes, it's quite easy to steal something from that blond brute, isn't it Xellos?"
The Mazoku smiled as well, and let go of the hilt. "And the look of betrayal on his face when we used it on him was priceless, wasn't it Lina-chan?"
Zelgadis groaned in pain, and closed his eyes...
The chimera sat straight up in his bed, and reached behind him. Nothing. It was all a dream... just a horrible... nightmare? Dream?
"Hey, Zel, are you alright?"
Xellos: WHAT?!
S. Angel: You knew I ended it there. So why the look of surprise?
Xellos: There's more detail in this version. Why didn't you do that before?
S. Angel: Hentai. WHAM Now shut up. Puts away mace
Xellos: Pretty... birdies...
S. Angel: Aye. The e-mail is bookie5409@aol.com. Criticism and comments welcome. Flames are not. Ja ne!