(Inn. Lina, Gourry, and Zelgadis are at a table, with Lina and Gourry eating at super-sonic speeds. In short, the usual Slayers day. Suddenly... Rezo shows up! ::Insert dramatic music::)
Rezo: Ahahah! I am Rezo! Now you will die!
Lina: Isn't that completely Out of Character? Hey, Gourry, that's mine!
Zelgadis (Sighs): I'm getting really tired of you. (Stands) I think I'm going to try something new. (Pulls out flame-thrower and torches Rezo)
Gourry: Huh? Who was that?
Zelgadis: No one.
(Out of Rezo's head come two little white mice. On their name tags, they say "Pinky" and "The Brain".)
Lina: What the...? (Shrugs and goes back to eating)
(A few minutes later...)
Kopii Rezo: I'm baaack!
Zelgadis: Oh for L-sama's sake! (Torches Kopii Rezo)
Gourry: Hey, Lina. Where did Zelgadis get the flame-thrower?
Lina: I have no idea.
(Out of Kopii Rezo's head comes... Two mice. On THEIR name tags it says... "Kopii Pinky" and "Kopii Brain")
Lina: Hey waiter! Three more of Lunch A!
Gourry: Yeah, me too!
Zelgadis: And one more pot of coffee!
Story 2 | Fanfiction