Episode 2: RETREAT! We can't win!


"Where's The FOOD!" Lina yells when Nightmaria steps through the portal

"Over there." Nightmaria closes the portal and through the doorway where the portal was is a table with enough food on it to feed a hundred people. Two seconds later, everyone is at the table eating (except R2, and C3PO).


An hour later...


"Urp! that was good!" Lina

"Very good!" Nightmaria

"By the way, who are you?" Lina

"my name is Nightmaria, Kin-dauter to Tecno."

"OH! your L-sama. we met you last time Tecno was here!"

"L-SAMA!!!!" all except R2, C-3PO, and Xellos

"No, I'm not L-sama. I was filling in for L-chan then."

"L-chan?" Lina

"uh..opse, I ment L-sama."

Lina looks puzzled for a, then smiles. "whatever, Now lets got get the #$%@% who stole the island!"

"YHEA!!" All


Back at the island...


"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE'RE GONE!!!" D-Lina

"They somehow escaped (urk) (gag)-(choke)" bandit claws his throat like he is choking (Darth Vader choke move). he falls over and dies.

"didn't know I could do that... must remember it. Gourry, come here!" D-Lina

Gourry enters. "Take him away and get me D-Xellos!" Gourry bows, picks up the dead D-bandit, and leaves. D-Xellos appears. "Find the non-invese and kill them." loud explosion outside. "correction, just kill them."

"As you will." Xellos disappears.


Outside the tent...


"DIE!!" Lina takes out several bandits with a fireball

"PASIFIST CRUSH!!" Amelia takes out three more

"(ROAR)!" Firia (in dragon-form) roast six

"LIGHT COME FORTH!!" Gourry starts takings out bandits left and right.

"STONE SPIKIER!!" Zel sends several bandits flying.

"(BEEP)-(HOOTWISTLE)!!" R2 shocks several bandits, takings them out.

D-Lina emerges from her tent. "Do I have to do every thing my self? INVERSE WHIRLWIND!!!" a black tornado appears and flings the Non-Inversed away.

"VICTORY!!" D-Amelia yells. D-Zel hits her on the head.


On the mainland an hour later...


"The're too powerful!" Zel

"I know something that would help us defeat them, but I'm not sure we should get it..." Nightmaria

"Let's get it!!" Lina

"Okay, but it's up to Amelia.." Nightmaria

"Sure, why not." Amelia shrugs

"And the terror dose begin..." Xellos

"What dose that mean!" Lina

"Sore Wa Himitsu Desu." Xellos

"Shut up Xellos." Nightmaria. Air ripples around Xellos


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