Okay, here we are! My first installment of Ask a Reploid! And in case you're wondering, I'm going to be doing it more than once a month... whenever the inspiration takes me, basically.
X: Which means it'll be feast or famine for you fans.
Very perceptive, kitten boy. Now on with the show.
X: Wait a minute... kitten boy...?
You'll understand shortly.
X: oO
Okay, first question!
Dear Zero,
Is your hair really rope?!
Dear X,
Are you gay with Zero?
Dear Sigma,
Will you ever give up?! I mean, Z and X are always beating you!
Dear Vile,
Is your helmet a bucket or what?!
-Niki
Dear Niki,
Zero: Nope! It's soft and cuddly, just come over here and feeeeeeel it... ::hentai grin::
X: Zero, this isn't a dating service!
Zero: Darn.
OK, enough of that... X?
X:... Gay with Zero? Um... no... I'm not. Really...
Sigma: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! FUCKING BITCH BEEEEEEEEP! LET ME KILL HER!!!
Well, we've gotten our quota of swearwords for today... Vile?
Vile: NO! I'll have you know my helmet was designed by the greatest Maverick designers, and it took them a VERY LONG TIME thank you VERY much and --
::everyone else falls asleep:: Zzzzz....
Vile:Are you Boba Fett's twin brother?
X:Were you a stoopid relena-esque pacifist?
Zero:Are you cool or what?
Sigma:You suck or what?
-Anonymous
Dear... whoever...
Vile: Who's Boba Fett?
Zero: You haven't seen Star Wars?!?
Vile: No. Isn't that some stupid human movie?
Zero: x_x ::dies::
Next question...
X: Um... I don't quite understand relena-esque... and yes, I'm a pacifist, and what's stupid about that? There's too much senseless violence in the world.
Zero: Don't worry X, I'll take care of your senseless violence quota. ::grin::
X: ::sweatdrop:: Very helpful, Zero.
Onwards...
Zero: Cool!
X: Or what.
Zero: X!!!
::X scampers off giggling like a maniac::
Last one...
Sigma: Next person who insults me dies. Horribly.
Ok sigma will you die and stay dead?
X do you wear blue spandex?
Zero you have died three times how do you feel?
Vile why do you wear something that looks like a bucket?
there's my Qestions.
-Robot Dena
Dear Robot Dena
Sigma: Have you ever been dead? No? Then shut up human.
X?
X: ....No. That stuffs uncomfortable. Besides, why would I want to?
Vile: .... ::pictures it:: Hmm.
@_@ Enough of that... Zero?
Zero: Just fine! Ask all the ladies at HQ!
X: ......
OK... Vile? NO! WAIT! He's answered that one already and we DON'T need another lecture...
Zero, X and Sigma: RIGHT.
Vile: ... ::looks vaguely hurt:: Boss...
LOL I'll bite.
Sigma: Do you intentionally make your bodies bigger with each game? That final gun form in X4 was just... WRONG. On a GRAND scale.
Vile: Do you ever get sick of people picking on you? :(
X: WILL YOU STOP BEING SUCH A WEENIE!?
Zero: Will you ever get a haircut?
-Nova Strike
Dear Nova Strike,
Sigma: ...I don't make it bigger intentionally. It's just then, you can put in more equipment. And what was wrong with that gun?
Vile: Unh... boss. It looked kinda.. phallic. I noticed it right away but I didn't want to say anything --
Sigma: WHAT?!? You humans have DIRTY MINDS! That wasn't it at ALL!!!
Vile: ... ::sweatdrops and thinks: I'm not human and I noticed... better not say anything::
Zero: ::smirks:: Hey, you know what they say about guys with big guns...
Sigma: That they've got a big gun. Am I missing something?
Let's stop that before Zero explains it, Sigma shoots him, and I have a brawl on my hands... next?
Vile: Who picks on me? I kill stupid humans all the time. If you mean X and Zero, I'll kill them. Someday.
Great. X?
X: I'm... not a weenie... am I? That wasn't nice...
Zero: ... oo ::thinks: Weenie.::
oO Whatever on that... Zero?
Zero: HAIRY CREEPING GODS NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU AMORAL DEMENTED FANGIRL!!!! ::clutches his hair possesively::
Wai, I got some questions!! As weird, and derranged as they are.
Siggy (Sigma) - For Godsake, why won't you just drop dead, and stay that way for once?
Vile - Can I have your bucket(Helmet)?
X - You would look cute in a kitty outfit. Do you think Zero would like this too?
Zero - Damn it, Zero. Why don't you just tell X you love him, get married, and move very far, far away?
-Kaworu Knight
Dear Kaworu Knight,
Sigma: Eat dirt and die, human scum.
And our insult quota is filled. Vile?
Vile: NO! It was made by -- mrrrph! ::Zero stuffs cotten in his mouth::
Well done, Zero. X?
X: ... I... would? ...Do you think he would?
Zero: Um, X, are you feeling alright? You look kinda flushed. ::touches his forehead::
X: x_x ::swoons::
Zero: ::catches him:: Geez X! What question did those perverts ask you? Poor kid.
Nevermind, Zero. ::coughs:: Answer your own question.
Zero: ... oO ..... Oo... THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I don't love X!
Sigma: Now we can all be glad X is in a faint. Even I would feel bad if he heard that.
Vile: ::thinks: YES! MORE CHANCES FOR ME!::
Zero: ...Do I?
Vile: ::thinks: SHIT!!!::
First question to either Sigma, Vile or Zero.
I heard the Maverick Virus is an STD, is that true?
Vile why exactly do you wear that helmet?
X how much helium do you breathe daily to get a voice like that?
Zero how do you deal with people pulling your hair?
Sigma if there was one human you HAD to keep alive who would it be and why?
-MDKrauser
Dear MDKrauser,
Everyone: ... oO
Sigma: It... can be.
Vile: You never told me that.
Sigma: It's for special cases only. Shut up.
::Zero and X inch away from the Mavericks:: oO
::sighs:: Another helmet question... Vile?
Vile: It's a marvel of engineering, that's why!
At least he was quick this time. X?
X: That's just stupid dubbing... my REAL voice is much better. I don't sound like a weasel on speed! ::smiles proudly::
Vile: ...No, you sound wonderful. ::pats him on the back::
Zero: Keep your hands off him, Maverick.
X: oO
Enough with the jealousy shit... Zero?
Zero: I spank them, usually.
X, Sigma and Vile: o________O
Zero: Only kids have been dumb enough to try it! Jeez!
Heeehehehe... Sigma?
Sigma: First of all, why would I keep ANY human alive... but if I MUST choose, I suppose that Tayga bitch for this girl's fics. A genius comes in handy for new Maverick designs...
Okay, I have some questions!
Sigma: Why are you bald?
Vile: Do you want X to be your sex kitten?
Zero: Do YOU want X to be YOUR sex kitten?
X: If you had to have wild bondage sex with either Zero, Sigma, or Vile, who would you choose?
-Muselet
Dear Muselet,
Sigma: Because I was made this way, you idiot. I suspect Dr. Cain didn't want competition in the hair department.
Zero: ...You know... that might explain that near miss with the garden shears... ::hides his hair::
Poor Zero... Vile?
Vile: ... ::sweatdrops as everyone looks at him:: I plead the fifth.
Zero: Good. ::glares::
X: ::melts at the protectiveness::
Aaaaand....
Zero: CREEPING GODS! No!
X: .... ::trembles::
Sigma: ... ::sighs:: It's painful to watch.
::Vile pats X on the back:: Don't worry-GARK!
Zero: You keep away from him!
X: ... ::looks adorably confused::
Weirdoes... last one?
X: ... SIGMA!!!! ::runs away giggling like a maniac::
::Zero and Vile both faint::
Sigma: oO???
Vile: how did you ever get stuck with the nick name vava-chan?.....does it mean bucket head?
Sigma: do you think Dr.Cain modeled you after Mr. Clean?...I mean you do have that look. Your both bald and butt ugly and really creepy to look at.
Zero: Are you really a guy or is this just some dark secret blown totally out of proportion. IE: your really an amazon princess names Bonga, on a secret mission and all....."
X: I agree with the others stop being such a little twit. Or maybe it's all an act...Am I right?. It's always the quiet one with the evil plot. oh tell the Samurai Bunny what dark secrets lurk inside that tiny twisted head of yours hmmmm?
-Samurai Bunny
Dear Samurai Bunny,
Vile: I dunno... and if ONE MORE PERSON makes a comment about my helmet I will rip them a new one. You all got me you perverted little fan bitches?!?
Ain't he sweet... Sigma?
Sigma: How should I know what was going on in that cretin's head? As for the rest... I should kill you for the butt ugly thing, but I rather like being creepy. So I'll let it pass. For now.
And on to Zero!
Zero: ...WHAT???? Where the fuck did you hear THAT?!? Jesus christ, just ask any of the girls around here if I'm a guy! They'll tell you!
X: ... ::sulks:: Yeah, the whores...
Zero: What was that, X? ::puzzled glance::
X: Nothing...
::sweatdrop:: Too much angst shit. X?
X: ...What do you mean? This is how I am. I'm not a twit, am I?
Zero: Yeah, but we love you anyway.
X: ... ::melts into a little puddle::
Dear X,
Are you in love with Zero? In almost every game you act like you love him or something.
-Tiffany Conn
Dear Tiffany,
X: .... oo I... I... I... unh....... ::faints::
Sigma: ::pokes him with a stick::
Zero: Oh, come on! Of course he doesn't!
Vile: ... ::DOUBLE shit::
OK, that's it for this installation! Some unknown day in the future, I'll do another. XD And these little freaks will talk to you some more. Ain't life grand? Sionara for now!!!